* PREORDER * EDUCATED FOOLS (RETAIL SIMPS) - Tantric Decapitation: 69 Mins Of Trichotomy And Liquefaction 2LP

* PREORDER * expected to arrive mid-late November

Limited edition of 300 copies.

All recorded live with no overdubs.

A live double LP as a debut release is a bold move, and that's just what this Nantucket mystery band has done. (The secret is out)

69 minutes of wild and wooly haphazard material! Including a four minute loosey goosey cover of Be Bop A Lula that they couldn't even see their way to finish that even includes a midsong argument! And that's before we've even left the A Side. This is the kind of unprofessional nonsense we fully advocate here at Total Punk. Someone with half a brain should sign this band and quick!!

"I think it's the finest testament yet to the true greatness of THE SIMPS. However, in SIMPS fashion they decided to release it under a pseudonym? Why you may ask? Because it's absurd!" - Rich Evans