{"product_id":"armitage-shanks-charge-of-the-shite-brigade-lp","title":"* PREORDER * ARMITAGE SHANKS - Charge Of The Shite Brigade LP","description":"\u003cp\u003e* PREORDER * expected to arrive next week (we told you we're bringing in Damaged Goods galore, now we're even taking preorders for this and the new Thee Headcoats LP...)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHighly recommended (the \"Thoughts Of Violence\" single is a corker! Added bonus: a cover of \"Television Addict\"!)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA new album by Armitage Shanks - the first in over two decades!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDig this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDick Scum, (vocals) calls up his old mucker Rod Vomit, (guitar) and explains he’s tricked avant garde collagist, Kurt Von Schitters, AKA Billy Childish, into playing bass and producing an eighth Armitage Shanks LP, the first in twenty-two years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Really?!” exclaims Rod.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Yeah, he owes me big time for driving Thee Headcoats here and there and bloody everywhere. I know where the bodies are buried and I’ve never snitched.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"But who'll play drums?\" asks the Chrisopher Robin barnetted axe-smith.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Simple - we con Von Schitters into bringing along that mush with the slapped-arse face - St Chalfont, AKA Wolf, if he plays his cards right we might let him bash along on his rotting drum kit.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“One problem - Who's going to pay for another crock of shite from the likes of us?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Easy I'll sell my Uncle John’s collection of sovereign rings.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Won't he mind?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Rod, Uncle John is dead, remember?'”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“Oh, yeah, perfect!”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"All we need to do now is learn that tricky 3rd chord and we'll be happy as two peas in a pod-ah!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe scene is set. By some miracle the boys meet up at Ranscombe studios on time, Von Schitters tidies up their rubbish tunes, Bludy Jim hits the play button and maximum drums and racket ensues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll is hunky dory till Rod Vomit’s hand cramps up from 'wristing of the punk.' In steps Rod's 14-year-old son Galapagos who saves the day with his expert rock digits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA further added bonus:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMiss Spendapenny gets to scream out the closing number on side one, as does Von Shiitter’s kid, Atticus on side two. The result - 14 tracks of ultimate punk that is guaranteed to get even the most constipated listener charging to the crapper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/CSTK-hhaPio?si=dT5j-9RY_Egtk-Qb\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e","brand":"Damaged Goods","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67972601118814,"sku":"ARMITAGE SHANKS - Charge Of The Shite Brigade LP","price":49.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1273\/6111\/files\/armitageshanks-charge.jpg?v=1794389225","url":"https:\/\/www.strangeworldrecords.com.au\/products\/armitage-shanks-charge-of-the-shite-brigade-lp","provider":"Strangeworld Records","version":"1.0","type":"link"}